White Leather Pointed-Toe Shoes

WARNING to any American man coming to Australia:

Australian women of all ages HATE white leather pointed-toe shoes.  They find them disgusting.  When I was out with some girlfriends on Saturday night we saw a number of foreign men in white leather pointed-toe shoes getting rejected by Australian women. My friends explained that Australian women agree that a guy who wears such detestable footwear is to avoided.  They said that I should be slow to trust any man in possession of these heinous shoes.  I doubt that many American men own white leather pointed-toe shoes outside of Las Vegas or other warm cities, but consider yourselves warned. These shoes really should come with a warning label.